dontbearuiner:

mothbug:

So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.

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Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped lure) for a tail. I’d try to get on its level but I don’t know if that’s even possible. 

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Spider snake. Snake spider. Nature isn’t even in the neighborhood of fucking around. 

Nature, you’re scary and I want to go home.

Shit, I live on Earth. I am home.

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roachpatrol:

fluffmugger:

Someone took footage of a Peacock Spider’s mating dance and set it to YMCA

god I love the internet

this was completely necessary

For all my non-arachnophobic friends who need cheering up today.

(via tardis-stowaway)

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fuckyeahspiderwife:


Mock cover for Spider’s Kiss (Web of Lies), by Stanley M. Lieber, showing MJ lounging on a chaise with a spider perched on her hand. “If you’re lookng for trouble — you’ve just hit the jackpot.”

By Tony Fleecs. More comics/pulp mashups at his gallery.

Paaaaging Ronch!

fuckyeahspiderwife:

Mock cover for Spider’s Kiss (Web of Lies), by Stanley M. Lieber, showing MJ lounging on a chaise with a spider perched on her hand. “If you’re lookng for trouble — you’ve just hit the jackpot.”

By Tony Fleecs. More comics/pulp mashups at his gallery.

Paaaaging Ronch!

sauroor:

Spiders can be cute too :3

Jumping spiders are adorable.

sauroor:

Spiders can be cute too :3

Jumping spiders are adorable.

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